niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

i did it

i did it

i wrote a really long post on the Snape thread on a forum while super drunk and I think I sounded sober

crystalzelda:

Far be it from me to defend teenage!James who WAS an ass and a bully, butttt js James put soap in Snape’s mouth. Snape, on the other hand, tried to slice is fucking head in two and succeeded in cutting a huge gash in James’ face.
Like it ain’t hard to see that humiliating someone doesn’t warrant trying to cut their throat, which is what he was very close to doing.

And it was a pretty deep cut if it splattered James’s shirt with blood… if the curse had hit a little lower, say around the carotid artery, James could’ve been a goner 

bobbryars:

bobbryars:

If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy

please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me