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My name is Ally.
I'm a 22 year old Canadian, sort of figuring out what to do with my life.
A fennec fox walks against the wind in Morocco. The fennec, or desert fox, is a small nocturnal fox found in the Sahara Desert in North Africa. (© Francisco Mingorance/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
All it would take was a shove, she told herself. He was standing right there, right there, smirking at her with those fat wormlips. You could do it, she told herself. You could. Do it right now. It wouldn’t even matter if she went over with him. It wouldn’t matter at all.
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
i did it
i did it
i wrote a really long post on the Snape thread on a forum while super drunk and I think I sounded sober
Anon’s solution to his boob virginity
Far be it from me to defend teenage!James who WAS an ass and a bully, butttt js James put soap in Snape’s mouth. Snape, on the other hand, tried to slice is fucking head in two and succeeded in cutting a huge gash in James’ face.
Like it ain’t hard to see that humiliating someone doesn’t warrant trying to cut their throat, which is what he was very close to doing.
And it was a pretty deep cut if it splattered James’s shirt with blood… if the curse had hit a little lower, say around the carotid artery, James could’ve been a goner
If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy
please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me